October 31, 2008
Halloween!
He wanted to go trick or treating at his grandma's house, where apparently they give out the best candy. So off he went and David and I stayed home with Jackson and answered the door to trick or treaters.
And my feet are no longer puffy!
October 27, 2008
October 22, 2008
Jack-o-lanterns revealed
October 21, 2008
Pumpkin Carving
Last Friday Jasper and I went to a pumpkin patch.
He makes a nice scarecrow.
Saturday, after he WON his football game 36-8 against Tooele, we all carved some jack-o-lanterns.
His mom joined in on the fun. She hates having her picture taken, but this picture just shows her hands, so I think she won't mind. She was by far the best at gutting the pumpkins. I HATE that part, it really grosses me out for some reason. Its just pumpkin guts, but when scraping out the pumpkin, it almost feels like real guts.
Stay tuned tomorrow for pictures of the finished jacks. I know you will all be waiting with baited breath.
October 20, 2008
October 17, 2008
Fun with the scanner
I'm having so much fun with the scanner, I'm about to embarrass myself with these pictures, but I don't really care.
I served a mission for my church in Honduras, San Pedro Sula - and in Belize (2000-2001). Belize is small so it is not a mission itself, just an extension of other missions. It was once part of Guatemala, then Honduras, now it is part of El Salvador.
One of the first sisters I met in Honduras when I got there warned me "Sister, just so you know - the blessings of the mission are not physical." Luckily my two older sisters Heather and Becky who had both served missions before me also told me some of the horror stories and I had already resigned myself to gaining 20 lbs from eating tortillas.
But there were other physical yuckiness that I wasn't really prepared for, like flying ants, fleas in your disgusting 3rd world mattress that scarred my legs for years, HEAT, the never ending HEAT and humidity, worms, food that looks back at you while you eat it, etc.
It was definitely very humbling. And sometimes when I see the sister missionaries on Temple Square with their beautiful clothes, hair and make up, none of which I had on my mission, I just have to smile. I would've loved to look like that on my mission, but there was just no way. You can't wear a suit outfit in the middle of Central America - first of all its WAY too hot. Second, its impractical to walk 3 or 4 miles a day in one of those (we had no car or bike - people steal them and dogs chase you). Third, I gained so much weight I didn't fit into any of my cute outfits anyway after a month in the field, so it was down to jumpers and skirts pretty quickly. And there is no point in wearing makeup when it literally melts off of your face 20 minutes after application.
So this was me in the MTC the day my parents dropped me off. Look how cute and naive. I even have the lovely dork dot.
And this is a few days before I went back to Utah (I have better, more painful looking pictures, but they are packed up in boxes and I'm too fat to get them down, plus I will spare you).
It was right after 9/11 and we were at the Belizean airport. I'm the one with the back pack on my lap hiding my tummy. I showed this picture to Jasper, hoping he wouldn't be able to identify me. But he found me right away, and said something like, "you're all shiny like a football player."
I guess I'll make a lame comparison to pregnancy and say that the blessings of being pregnant are not physical. But the pros definitely outweigh the cons!
October 16, 2008
Fourth Grade Pictures
October 15, 2008
Last Appointment
I'm due TOMORROW.
Now that is scary, just like this picture of me at age 12.
October 13, 2008
Halloween Flashback
October 11, 2008
Still No Baby
A soundless video of Jasper doing "Husky-jacks":
And still no Baby Bennett. My doctor's appointment on Thursday went much better, and I'm all healthy and so is the baby. But he has no intention of leaving my body any time soon. It can't be comfortable in there, what is he waiting for?
Jasper has been thinking of what to be for Halloween. Here are some of his ideas:
- Grim Reaper
- Indiana Jones
- Toilet Bowl
- Zombie
- Werewolf
David and I tried helping by throwing out ideas. Here were a few of ours:
- Be the tooth fairy! He said "No way, that is something that Todd would do." (His uncle Todd dressed up like a cheerleader a few years ago, I think that is what he means)
- A pumpkin
- A Ghost
He thought these were all lame ideas. Then he comes up with "I know, I could be Michelle! Pregnant Michelle! I'd win the nobel prize for that costume." Yeah, we have no idea why he thinks dressing up like me is nobel prize worthy. Pretty funny.
I'm having fun with the scanner. Here is me as a Punk Rocker circa 1989.
No baby
October 7, 2008
Pregnancy pics
Here are some pregnancy pictures that I know you have all been dying to see:
Attempt at self portrait with my camera timer.
7/6/08 - 6 months.
At the family baby shower - cute baby pants!
Taken 8/29/08 - 7 months
These last three were taken today, 9 months pregnant! I think it looks like I stuffed one of those red dodgeballs up my shirt.
And a few fun quotes from Jasper, on my way home from picking him up from school today:
Jasper: Guess what?
Me: What?
Jasper: When I was 2, I had this crazy idea, that you just pooed the baby out. But I only thought that for like two seconds.
Jasper: Guess what?
Me: What?
Jasper: My teacher sometimes tells me that I need to be more silent.
Me: Really? Well I guess you must talk too much or too loudly. You better try harder to be quiet.
Jasper: But I'm soooo good! I'm so good cuz I'm not even slapping people around.
October 6, 2008
More Doctor's Orders
So my real doctor ordered me home from work. That's right, I'm being forced to stay home, put my feet up and eat bon bons (well maybe not the bon bon part, but I'm taking liberties).
I went to my weekly pregnancy checkup, and had high blood pressure, some protein in my urine and some rapid weight gain. Then my doctor took a look at my feet and shook his head in pity "those are some of the most swollen feet I've ever seen." So I had to get some blood drawn and then I was sent down to Labor and Delivery for a "non-stress test." What in the heck is a non-stress test? Well I had no idea, but it didn't sound like a big deal.
Meanwhile at home Dave was waiting for me to get home so he could leave and go to Ogden with some friends. He'd been planning this outing for a few weeks. After I was told I had to take these tests, I called and told him to go ahead. "It's just a blood test and some kind of stress test thing, it won't take any time I'm sure. I'll be done in time to pick up Jasper from school and take him to practice. It's no big deal, just go, I'll be fine!" So he reluctantly headed up to Ogden.
After the blood draw I made my way downstairs to Labor and Delivery and told them that my doctor had sent me down for a non-stress test. Okay. Then they gave me all these forms to sign. While handing me each form, the check-in lady would say stuff like "If you give birth today, do you want an epidural?" "If you stay and have the baby, do you want the baby to be immunized with the Hepatitis B vaccine?" "If you end up giving birth, who will the baby's pediatrician be?"